According to a recent poll, 65% of Americans blame God for the flooding in New Orleans. 15% blame the President, 12% blame Al-Quaida, and everyone else was asleep when the polling took place.
Who knew that hurricanes could cause so much damage? Sheesh. Not to be flippant, but it kind of goes with living on the coast, doesn't it?
Blame the guy/lady upstairs (i.e. your head, not God) for the damage.
Ah well, I'm going to Hell. I polled a number of non-believers and they all hedged their bets and said so. Good thing that there isn't one. Oh well, call it karma, but that's be like getting mustard in your peanut butter (which I do actually like): you just marvel at the pretty colors and try to keep on keepin' on.
Truckin' ya'll. Truckin'.
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